Forfun

Dimples are like cellulite on your face.

How do dogs go from 0 to 60 when they hear a door knock??

9gag:

Every time.. Courtesy of @8joke. Follow @8joke for more great jokes.

9gag:

Every time.. Courtesy of @8joke. Follow @8joke for more great jokes.

I just really needed to share this with my tumblr peeps. I feel it makes up for my time spent not on tumblr.

thanksalotbinladen:

Fucking Budweiser will never not make me cry.

A+ to their entire advertising team and all of the creative minds behind this.

My puppy’s such a little lady!

My puppy’s such a little lady!

He got it for me. The one I wanted off of tumblr. :)

He got it for me. The one I wanted off of tumblr. :)

he’s going to clog the toilet.

he’s going to clog the toilet.

(Source: bunnieseverywhere, via pleatedjeans)

agendageek:

#starwars #starbuck #nerd #geek #film #camdem #shirt #agendageek by fra_mere http://instagr.am/p/SL7Xs0Daed/

lol this is pretty awesome.

agendageek:

#starwars #starbuck #nerd #geek #film #camdem #shirt #agendageek by fra_mere http://instagr.am/p/SL7Xs0Daed/

lol this is pretty awesome.