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What’s your favorite drug?

Mine is personally shrooms. I dig the shrooms.

So about 2 weeks ago I had this dream that I rolled and it was very realistic. I woke up and was in the best mood for like 2 day straight. It was wonderful because it was free. I rolled for gratis.

Friday, Aug. 24
America’s Next Top Model: College Edition (CW), 8 p.m. 

Monday, Sept. 10
The Voice (NBC), 8 p.m.

Tuesday, Sept. 11
Go On  (NBC), 9 p.m.
The New Normal (NBC, series premiere), 9:30 p.m.
Parenthood (NBC), 10 p.m.
Sons of Anarchy (FX), 10 p.m.

The Voice is back with competitive coaches and blind auditions

Wednesday, Sept. 12
The X Factor (Fox), 8 p.m.
Guys With Kids (NBC), 10 p.m.

Thursday, Sept. 13
The X Factor (Fox), 8 p.m.
Glee (Fox, season premiere), 9 p.m.

Friday, Sept. 14
Shark Tank (ABC), 8 p.m.
Grimm (NBC), 9 p.m.
What Would You Do? (ABC), 9 p.m.

Get excited, gleeks! Kate Hudson gets sassy with Rachel in Glee’s new promo

David Giesbrecht/NBC

Monday, Sept. 17
Bones (Fox, season premiere), 8 p.m.
The Mob Doctor (Fox, series premiere), 9 p.m.
Revolution (NBC), 10 p.m.

Wednesday, Sept. 19
Survivor: Philippines (CBS), 8 p.m.

Thursday, Sept. 20
Up All Night (NBC), 8:30 p.m.
The Office (NBC), 9 p.m.
Parks and Recreation (NBC), 9:30 p.m.

Take a look at the new promo for Dexter’s seventh season

Monday, Sept. 24
How I Met Your Mother (CBS), 8 p.m.
Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars (ABC), 8 p.m.
Partners (CBS, series premiere), 8:30 p.m.
2 Broke Girls (CBS), 9 p.m.
Mike & Molly (CBS), 9:30 p.m.
Hawaii Five-0 (CBS), 10 p.m.
Castle (ABC), 10 p.m.

Tuesday, Sept. 25
Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars (ABC, results show), 8 p.m.
New Girl (Fox), 8 p.m.
NCIS (CBS), 8 p.m.
Ben and Kate (Fox, series premiere), 8:30 p.m.
New Girl (Fox), 9 p.m.
NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS), 9 p.m.
The Mindy Project (Fox, series premiere), 9:30 p.m.
Vegas (CBS, series premiere), 10 p.m.
Private Practice (ABC), 10 p.m.

Wednesday, Sept. 26
Animal Practice (NBC), 8 p.m.
The Middle (ABC), 8 p.m.
Guys With Kids (NBC), 8:30 p.m.
Criminal Minds (CBS), 9 p.m.
Modern Family (ABC), 9 p.m.
Law & Order: SVU (NBC), 9 p.m.
The Neighbors (ABC, series premiere), 9:30 p.m.
CSI (CBS), 10 p.m.

The Secret Circle’s bad girl comes to Mystic Falls

Kent Smith/Showtime

Thursday, Sept. 27
The Big Bang Theory (CBS), 8 p.m.
Last Resort (ABC, series premiere), 8 p.m.
Two and a Half Men (CBS), 8:30 p.m.
Person of Interest (CBS), 9 p.m.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC), 9 p.m.
Elementary (CBS, series premiere), 10 p.m.
Scandal (ABC), 10 p.m.

Friday, Sept. 28
CSI: NY (CBS), 8 p.m.
Fringe (Fox), 9 p.m.
Made in Jersey (CBS, series premiere), 9 p.m.
Blue Bloods (CBS), 10 p.m.

Sunday, Sept. 30
The Simpsons (Fox), 8 p.m.
The Amazing Race (CBS), 8 p.m.
Once Upon a Time (ABC), 8 p.m.
Bob’s Burgers (Fox), 8:30 p.m.
Family Guy (Fox), 9 p.m.
Revenge (ABC), 9 p.m.
The Good Wife (CBS), 9 p.m.
Dexter (Showtime), 9 p.m. 
American Dad (Fox), 9:30 p.m.
The Mentalist (CBS), 10 p.m.
666 Park Ave (ABC, series premiere), 10 p.m.
Homeland (Showtime), 10 p.m. 

Will & Grace reunion! Sean Hayes to guest on Smash

Tuesday, Oct. 2
Hart of Dixie (CW), 8 p.m.
Raising Hope (Fox), 8 p.m.

Wednesday, Oct. 3
Supernatural (CW), 9 p.m.

Thursday, Oct. 4
30 Rock (NBC), 8 p.m.

Sunday, Oct. 7
The Cleveland Show (Fox), 7:30 p.m.
America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC), 7 p.m.

Monday, Oct. 8
90210 (CW), 8 p.m.            
Gossip Girl (CW), 9 p.m.           

Keri Russell returns to TV with FX’s spy drama

Jack Rowand/The CW.

Wednesday, Oct. 10
Arrow (CW, series premiere), 8 p.m.                   
Chicago Fire (NBC), 10 p.m.
Nashville (ABC, series premiere), 10 p.m.

Thursday, Oct. 11
The Vampire Diaries (CW), 8 p.m.            
Beauty and the Beast (CW, series premiere), 9 p.m.

Sunday, Oct. 14
The Walking Dead (AMC), 9 p.m.

Tuesday, Oct. 16
Emily Owens, M.D. (CW, series premiere) 9 p.m.         

Wednesday, Oct. 17
Suburgatory (ABC), 9:30 p.m.  

New hot couple on Raising Hope? Wilmer Valderrama to romance Melanie Griffith

Friday, Oct. 19
Whitney (NBC), 8 p.m.
Community (NBC), 8:30 p.m.
Nikita (CW), 9 p.m.           

Tuesday, Oct. 23
Happy Endings (ABC), 9 p.m.
Don’t Trust the B—— in Apartment 23 (ABC),  9:30 p.m.

Friday, Oct. 26
Touch (Fox), 8 p.m.

Friday, Nov. 2
Last Man Standing (ABC), 8 p.m.
Malibu Country (ABC, series premiere), 8:30 p.m.
Shark Tank (ABC, new time slot premiere), 9 p.m.